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Why Buy From Us

30 Day 100% Money Back Guarantee – 

If you aren’t completely satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right or refund your purchase price 100%.

Free Standard Shipping On All Products –

Every order ships for free using our standard shipping service.

100% Safe And Secure Shopping –

You can order with peace of mind knowing that all transactions are processed safely and securely through your choice of Shopify payments or Paypal.

You Are Supporting U.S. Small Business & Workers –

We are a family run, small business located in Florida. Although our products are manufactured overseas due to a lack of available US manufacturing, all other aspects of our business support the U.S. economy such as freight logistics, customer service, warehousing and much more. Your purchase not only supports our family, but many employees and other small businesses located in the U.S. 

Fast Shipping –

Our products are stored at several of the largest national fulfillment warehouses in the U.S. which allows us to ship your order quickly and efficiently. 

Unmatched Customer Service –

At Colonel Pickles Novelties, you’re not just another number. We value each and every customer and treat you like family. If you have a question about your order, any of our products, or just want to talk, we are here for you. Just contact us.